> WOMEN DRIVERS (are a hazard to traffic!!!)

>

> Driving this morning on the Interstate, I looked

> over to my left and there was a woman in a brand

> new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face

> up next to her rear view mirror putting on her

> eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and

> when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,

> still working on that dang makeup!!!

>

> It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver,

> which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In

> all the confusion of trying to straighten out the

> car using my knees against the steering wheel, it

> knocked my cell phone away from my other ear which

> fell into the coffee between my legs, spilling

> burning hot coffee into my lap... and

> DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!

>

> WOMEN DRIVERS !!!

>

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