A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a pet. After looking

around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. A clerk

came up and asked if there's something he could help her with.

"I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all of yours are so expensive!"

She says.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00.

Would

you like to see it?"

"$50.00?? For a Frog??" said the woman.

The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It's gives blowjobs." So, the woman

decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the

strange gift frog, and they're both happy. The woman goes to bed.

Around two in the morning, she wakes up to hear pots and pans banging around

in the kitchen. She gets up to go see what's going on and when she gets to

the kitchen she sees her boyfriend and the frog, sitting at the kitchen

table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks. "What are you two doing

looking through cookbooks at this hour?" says the woman. The guy looks up at

her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is out of

here!!!"