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> Why did the man cross the road?

> He heard the chicken was a slut.

>

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> How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

> His hand caught fire.

>

> > A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big

> > department store looking for a job.

>

> > The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says,

> > "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."

>

> > Well, the boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. "You start

> tomorrow.

> > I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

>

> > His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the

> store

> > was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make

> > today?"

>

> > The kid says, "One."

>

> > The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.

> > How much was the sale for?"

>

> > The kid says, "$101,237.64."

>

> > Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"

>

> > The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a

> medium

> > fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new

> fishing

> > rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at

> the

> > coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the

> boat

> > department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said

> > he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the

> > automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."

>

> > The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a

> boat and truck???"

>

> > The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife,

> and

> > I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go

> fishing.'"

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