WOMEN'S T-SHIRT SAYINGS (wonder where you can buy these?)

DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.

GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE....WHO CARES?

NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

I HATE EVERYBODY, AND YOU'RE NEXT

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU

AND YOUR POINT IS?

I'M BUSY. YOU'RE UGLY. HAVE A NICE DAY

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

REMEMBER MY NAME...YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER

YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME <~~ HEEHEE

DON'T WORRY. IT'LL ONLY SEEM KINKY THE FIRST TIME.......

WHY DO PEOPLE WITH CLOSED MINDS ALWAYS OPEN THEIR MOUTHS?

I'M MULTI-TALENTED: I CAN TALK AND PISS YOU OFF AT THE SAME TIME

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.

IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY

NOBODY KNOWS I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?

A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.